“Return of the Jedi” Screams Girl Power

Posted by Gary B. Cole

Rebel Pilot

“Star Wars” is known for one thing: no women. Princess Leia lives alone in a galaxy far, far away. She reigns supreme in George Lucas’ saga. Over time, Leia is passed from man to man. We see this with Luke, Han, Lando, Jabba and even the Ewoks.

But other women live and work in the Star Wars universe. We met Aunt Beru, a character fans embraced. She died quickly as did her potential. Beru was destined to sacrifice herself for Luke. He could never leave his elderly aunt and uncle behind.

Mos Eisely and its iconic cantina welcomes women. Stormtroopers rudely push one aside as they search for the droids. Inside the cantina, the Tonnika sisters slink over the bar. In the corner, an alien couple laugh and giggle. One is female.

Tortured by Sandpeople, Shmi Skywalker died in Episode II.

Shmi Skywalker

“Return of the Jedi” gave women important but minuscule roles. Mon Mothma leads the Rebel Alliance in its struggle with the Empire. Wearing pristine white robes, she stands glumly and says very little. As the Battle of Endor climaxed and victory was at hand, not seeing her on the bridge with Admiral Ackbar is regrettable.

Prior to “Jedi’s” release, George Lucas filmed female Rebel pilots. The Blue Ray collection offers these pictures for the first time. Women join the battle with Wedge and Lando.

A blond swallowed by her seat pilots an X-Wing fighter. She’s a burst of orange with tiny hands. Two older women, with stern dour faces, command their own star fighters. These three unnamed pilots end up on the cutting room floor.

A woman shot Han Solo first.

Greedo

Some believe Lucas frowned upon female death. Even today seeing a woman killed is unsettling, especially a freedom fighter. Yet Aunt Beru’s violent end is never questioned. In 1999, “Episode I” finally gave us female pilots. One looks like a soccer mom and I believe she survives. The Prequels also gave us Padme Amidala and several female Jedi. But the Prequels were so bad no one cares.

“Return of Jedi’s” deleted content prove women almost had their shot. But even deep inside the Ewok village, female Ewoks are in hiding. George Lucas created a man’s world to tell his stories. Only Princess Leia could survive.

It’s a man’s world.

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Liberal Supremacist Roger Ebert Will Not Be Missed

Posted by Gary B. Cole

Besides his Left Wing radicalism, Roger Ebert is best known for praising The Phantom Menace.

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Sure thing…

“Star Wars: Episode I–The Phantom Menace,” to cite its full title, is an astonishing achievement in imaginative filmmaking. If some of the characters are less than compelling, perhaps that’s inevitable: This is the first story in the chronology and has to set up characters who (we already know) will become more interesting with the passage of time. Here we first see Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Yoda and R2-D2 and C-3PO. Anakin is only a fresh-faced kid in Episode I; in IV, V and VI, he has become Darth Vader. – Roger Ebert

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Episode VII Focuses on Solo Children, Liberals Destroyed Alderaan

Posted by Gary Cole

Jaina Solo as depicted in Star Wars books.  She is the daughter of Han Solo and Princess Leia.

Jaina Solo as depicted in Star Wars books. She is the daughter of Han Solo and Princess Leia.

No doubt the daughters of Han Solo and Princess Leia will be sexed-up power girls. Jaina Solo (above) can best any man and ultimately kills her Sith lord twin brother. In the history of science fiction, believable female leads are rare. Princess Leia and Alien’s Ripley are among the few. Expect whoever plays Jaina Solo to dominate Episode VII topless. In the upcoming Star Trek: Into Darkness, Abrams destroys Carol Marcus by stripping her down. No respect. No shame.

Dr. Carol Marcus in her bra and panties.

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In Abrams 2009 sophomoric Star Trek remake, Uhura brags about her oral stimulation skills to Spock. It’s a humiliating line and the hallmark of 21st century America. Everything is sexualized, pornographic and poorly written. Starfleet cadets also drink Budweiser.

Product placement has become more and more prevalent in Hollywood movies, and it even worked its way into the 2009 Star Trek feature with both Nokia (in Kirk’s Corvette) and mention of Budweiser at the Iowa Bar where Kirk met Uhura. Of course in addition to the in-movie product placement, Paramount also had a number of Star Trek marketing tie-ins, including Lenova, Burger King and Esurance.Trekmovie.com

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Curiosity will bring people in to see Episode VII. Even my oldest relatives can identify Darth Vader. But if it’s Transformers action combined with 21st century smut, it’ll make $1 Billion worldwide and not two. After the misery of Episode I, both Episode II and III underperformed. Critics called Episode II the first $250 Million bomb. But it’s enough money for Abrams who moves from project to project, profaning the works of others. And they pay him for it.

In Other News

Believing the galaxy safe, Liberals disarmed Alderaan.

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Death Star Approach

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Big change

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Lucas Says Ford, Hamill and Fisher In Episode VII

Posted by Gary Cole

Age is cruel.

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Carrie Fisher Confirmed For Episode VII

Posted by Gary Cole

Here’s hoping Carrie Fisher can keep it together until filming ends. Maybe playing Leia again is what she needs. Episode VII is slated for summer 2015.

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Carrie Fisher Hospitalized After Breakdown On Cruise Ship

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Obama Makes Dense Sci-Fi Blunder At Press Conference

Posted by Gary Cole

Obama regularly bombs off-teleprompter

“Somehow, even though most people agree that I’m being reasonable, the fact that they (Republicans) don’t take it (the deal), that I should somehow do a Jedi mind meld [with them]…”

Obock

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Carrie Fisher Hospitalized After Breakdown On Cruise Ship

Posted by Gary Cole

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Carrie Fisher needs to hold out just a little longer for Episode VII. Leia and Han Solo can die together or something. Fisher’s story is a classic case of liberal values destroying lives. Every Hollywood doctor told her she was crazy when all she needed was to lay off the drugs.

Margot Kidder also lost her mind in Hollywood

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/missing-superman-actress-found-frightened-in-bushes-1306667.html

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2013/02/carrie-fisher-hospitalized-after-bipolar-incident/

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Episode VII Casting Call Revealed, Harrison Ford To Return

Posted by Gary Cole

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“Lucasfilm, an owned subsidiary of The Walt Disney Company, in association with Bad Robot Productions and Genre Films is in active development on the highly anticipated epic feature film “Star Wars: Episode VII”. Although shooting will commence in the summer, studio level casting is now underway with Harrison Ford being the first actor officially on board. Filming will begin with battle scenes being shot in a quarry overlooking the sprawling Bluewater complex not far from London, UK. Filming will also take place in various locations in Los Angeles and other areas.

“Star Wars: Episode VII” will be an original story and not directly based on the various novels, graphic novels, or other materials in the Star Wars Expanded Universe that take place during the post-Return of the Jedi time period. Disney aims to continue the story that began back in 1977. The film will call for much older versions of the main characters returning along with other fan favorites. In addition to “Star Wars: Episode VIII” and “Star Wars: Episode IX,” Disney also is developing stand-alone movies that will come out over the next six years involving Young Han Solo, Boba Fett and Yoda. Lawrence Kasdan and Simon Kinberg lined up to develop the movies for Disney.”

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Many expect Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher to reprise their roles as Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia:

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Possible John Williams Return to Score Sequel Trilogy

http://www.theforce.net/latestnews/story/John_Williams_Wants_To_Score_The_Sequels_150370.asp

http://www.theforce.net/latestnews/story/Is_This_The_Casting_Call_For_Episode_VII_150376.asp

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Disney Cancels Remaining 3D Star Wars Films

Posted by Gary Cole

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Disney canceled 3D Star Wars after lackluster returns for The Phantom Menace. Lucas was initially criticized for beginning the 3D releases with Episode I. Had he started with Star Wars, things might have been different.

I saw the 3D Episode I at the dollar show – it’s still the greatest letdown in film history. A true embarrassment. Disney’s move proves that George Lucas is no longer in charge of Lucasfilm.

http://movies.cosmicbooknews.com/content/disney-cancels-star-wars-3d-prequels

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Lone Star Comics/Dallas Folds, Comic Fans Vote Obama

Posted by Gary Cole

Comic books are an American indulgence. In 1938, Action Comics #1 kicked off 75 years of supermen and superwomen. Adjusted for inflation, Action’s 10¢ cover price today equals $1.63. My grandparents rarely had pennies, much less dollars and quarters. God only knows who bought comic books in 1938. It wasn’t my Depression-era relatives. But they all knew of Superman. Even my Appalachian ancestors recognized his red cape and blue tights.

Today comic books average $3.99  – it adds up. With tax it tops $20.00. White males make up the target audience. Most are middle class Democrats with money to burn. But times change. Now people graduate with law degrees and can’t find work.  Unemployment and disarmament are Obama’s legacy.

Obama and other Marxists loathe middle class white boys. He despises their sense of entitlement. Their flaxen hair and blue eyes haunt Michelle’s dreams. Ironically, Obama is a comic reader. Along with hoops and golf, our President finds time to collect funny books. Robert Gibbs once disembarked Air Force One carrying a Star Wars pop-up book. Rest assured Obama read it.

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I’ve bought comics for years. Some are literary masterpieces. The Watchmen and The Dark Knight Returns established comics as true art. Like baseballs cards and stamps, comic collecting is a form of American greatness. Superman and Spider-Man are global brands. Even the poorest child recognizes Batman. But like many Americans, few can afford them.

Unemployment and stagnant wages lead to bankruptcy.  Lone Star Comics recently closed its Dallas store.  Five Lone Star locations remain. Another establishment abandoned its midtown address for the other side of the tracks. Liberal rent is expensive. Ghetto rent is cheaper.

The Future

The comic industry seeks to end print editions entirely; Marvel and DC dream of a 100% digital age. Paper is expensive. Still I won’t buy digital comics – nor will millions of other people. Losing the brick and mortars also hurts local economies. DFW has at least twenty comic book stores.

If comics fail, it’s another sacred cow slaughtered by America’s most disgusting generation. Comics join Kodak, Hostess and our AAA credit rating on history’s ash heap. White liberals run the comic industry from New York. The executives and talent vote Democrat. They choose to bankrupt their audience. And even worse, the stories follow a PC trajectory.

A Muslim, unjustly accused of terrorism, is the newest Green Lantern. Male characters become female lesbians, such as The Question. Batwoman is also a lesbian. In the 2013 Superman movie, Perry White is black. Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster created Perry White in 1940. It’s an embarrassment.  Contrived characters, such as the now Hispanic Blue Beetle, always fail. You can count on their books being cancelled. In true madness, New York liberals waste millions to assuage their white guilt. They’ll miss that money some day.

Perry White evolves into Pink Nation.

Cyborg (front and center) replaces the classic Martian Manhunter in today’s Justice League:

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Extra! Extra! All-white comic industry proves tolerance. New Spider-man Half Latino, Half Black!

True Hero Worship

Comic Conventions are segregated events organized by Democrats.

Reality Sets In

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The property next door is also empty.

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carpetbaggers spread bankruptcy and failure.

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Halloween 2012

Posted by Gary Cole

This pumpkin remains unsold as of 10/31/2012.

Indian (Native American) corn survives the PC police.

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Imagine buying this card and believing it funny. Imagine giving it to someone and not being embarrassed.

No anti-Obama cards were available.

The Porn Age Rules – no doubt an Obama voter drew it.

Megyn Kelly dressed as a dominatrix to entice male viewers. Liberal women yawn and attack the messenger.

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Obama isn’t this dark – he’d be horrified. ; The Chinese must believe that all blacks look-alike. ; Romney’s teeth are also perfect. ; This is truly sloppy work.

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