Something about Red Eye morphs Fox Anchors into classy pole dancers. At some point during the day, Ms Browne chose this dress for the night shift. Her breasts flopping about was probably the deciding factor. She demands men lust over her. Yet backstage, she’d demand you look her in the eye and call her boss. Patty Ann Browne deserves the respect you’d give a fading courtesan.
Notice the rogues gallery of Fox Tarts on the bottom row.
Julie Banderas is one of many beautiful Fox anchors. Her thick black hair complements her ravishing face to divine perfection. Mining through layers of makeup is necessary to discover such beauty. Once the subject of her heavy makeup appeared on air. She answered, “I only dress like this on here!” Her comment offered precious insight into behind the scenes reasoning for her garish appearance. Female anchors are forced to dress like blowup dolls by male executives.
Big hair, pancake makeup, plunging necklines and gaudy earrings define the Fox News dress code. Roger Ailes ordered his ladies painted and Fox morphed into a pin-up calendar. As a boy, my mother revealed that certain men would sleep with any woman. Old ladies, young girls…even sisters were game. Today these Svidrigaïlovians demand their news delivered by Jezebels. Women with their breasts pressed against the camera 24/7.
Not all women are designed to be centerfolds; most female anchors beg to dress professionally. The women of Fox are intelligent and close to the viewer. Unlike the cold fish at CNN and MSNBC, Fox women are human and charismatic. They’re also wives and mothers…wives and mothers who make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Their clown faces broadcasted coast to coast. All live in unique worlds few of us will ever know. Still the porn age managed to raise their skirts to vaginal proportions. These American success stories became cable prostitutes pimped out by Boss Ailes.
It’s not my intention to attack Fox women or humiliate them; I’m grateful to see them each and every night. However I speak my mind and expect the consequences of such candor. Fox anchors should dress like Betty Draper and my black second grade teacher. Professional, beautiful women with sharp minds and the ability to influence others. Alas Roger Ailes demanded his girls rolled in makeup with smoldering loins. Vulgarity reigns.
The culture is immersed in scatology and masturbation jokes. Thug rap and Third World poverty spread like plague. And women must be overtly sexual and tempting in once benign newsrooms. Something has gone terribly wrong. We may not pull out of this nosedive.
Julie without heavy makeup:
Julie Goes for Broke:
Jennifer Griffin: Fox national security correspondent and breast cancer survivor. Jennifer Griffin is not a true Fox Tart. She’s a profoundly intelligent woman raped by the Porn Age. She and Megyn Kelly should head the women’s committee to meet with Mr. Ailes. Everyone could agree to tone it down. Remember Fox women are the most powerful females on television. They understand that women and girls are raped nationwide by the Porn Age. It needs to stop.
Harris Faulkner is truly a beautiful woman. She speaks with grace and professionalism – she’s well-deserving of fame and fortune. But Harris contracted Fox Tartitis and plunged downhill. Her trendy dress is towel-like and her hair flatlines atop her head. It’s easy to imagine Captain Kirk bedding her on some alien world and immediately departing. Or perhaps a stint with the Pointer Sisters better suits her look: