Fox Tarts Roundup

Posted by Gary Cole

The news personalities named below are intelligent women. They rub elbows with the elite and travel the world. They can talk about anything, anywhere, anytime. But powerful men seized their makeup chairs. America’s daughters became sexual surrogates overnight. The Porn Age reigns supreme in 21st century America.

Don’t feel bad for these ladies – they have fame and fortune. Worry about your own daughters. Worry about what boys will do to them:

Monica Crowley – Crowley attended Columbia and worked for the Nixon administration.

We’ve all known this girl:

Wonks like Crowley aren’t Barbie doll types.

Sherwin-Williams provided Crowley’s eye makeup:

Fanboy vision of Monica Crowley:

Even Crowley’s book turned to smut:

Kat Dennings, Two Broke Girls: Junkies with bleached, stringy hair and shriveled lips outshine Dennings. She’s the face of Hollywood, as if she just left the porn set and went to work. My grandmother would’ve scrubbed her face with Lava soap.

Fathers are to blame – they never say no to their daughters. Fathers allowed Hollywood and leftist universities to ruin women. Anything goes and taxpayers subsidize the cost. It’s liberal law.

Michelle Fields The Daily Caller:  Hired to bounce up and down for men.

Patricia Degennaro – Senior Fellow At The World Policy Institute:

Does Degennaro dress this way at the office?

This lost soul wore this dress outside the house:

E.D. Hill – CNN (Formerly Fox)

Hill in her natural state:


Hill lacks the legs for this look:

Hill on CNN:

Better but unprofessional. She should be on her way to Miami. Everything is dumbed down, particularity discretion. Hill has a great job and makes plenty of money. She should dress the part.

Laurie Dhue, former Fox anchor:

Dhue could double as a courtesan on Boardwalk Empire:

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Monica Crowley: What the (Bleep) Just Happened?

The Most Disgusting Generation – Publishing companies demand sensational titles and writers deliver. Dick Morris titled his book Screwed and still chuckles. Now Monica Crowely follows suit with What the (Bleep) Just Happened? Crowley has a history of vulgarity. In 2008, she said “What the Huck?” regarding Mike Huckabee’s sudden surge. Does Crowley talk like that at parties? Do her children? I’d never buy her book. I hate typing it out. The Right talks a good game but graduated from the same universities as their Democratic counterparts. The Beltway crowd morphs together into a sticky ooze.

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