Posted by Gary Cole
Hannah in a simple dress made of compost and silk.
Daryl Hannah pretends that she’s the true Cave Bear. A woman fighting for Mother Earth with a spear. She’s been arrested twice at protests. And already having enough oil, she opposes the Keystone pipeline. Recently, she sold her $5 Million Malibu home and moved to segregated Colorado to escape Hollywood.
Between protests, Hannah receives Botox and undergoes plastic surgery. She makes the cable news rounds. She must stay relevant; her star faded eons ago. But she’s always lived the good life. The stepdaughter of a Chicago millionaire, Hannah can afford to drop off the grid and lecture the rest of us. Everyone else must live in the real world.
Hannah’s alter ego exists only in movies.
At the dawn of the 21st century, Hollywood refuses to produce quality entertainment. Instead they embrace phony causes. Hollywood elites demand we sacrifice while they live as kings and queens. We suffer Leonardo DiCaprio preaching global warming from his mansion. Sheryl Crow told us to cut back on toilet paper. How embarrassing for her. Today Daryl Hannah whines about fracking. Hydraulic fracking utilizes pressure to extract crude from the earth. It’s an amazing process and proof of American innovation.
Energy production is deadly hard work. Growing up in oil country, I saw roughnecks in filthy work clothes almost every day. They smelled of grease and sweat. My mother once worked in a potash mine. She hated it but the money was good. She bought a new car and moved on. She talked about how deep the mines were…how you could easily die if something went wrong. It’s not easy feeding man’s lust for energy. Fracking is no different. Whatever the drawbacks, the benefits outweigh them.
It’s easy to admire the original environmentalist. Back in the day, grassroots environmentalism safeguarded our air and water. The Cuyahoga River fire shocked the nation into action. Early environmentalists forced America to wake up. Had they not raised the alarm, Americans would still strip mine and dump poison in our rivers. China follows this model on a grand scale. As a result, China is a filthy, dirty nation covered in coal soot. Never drink the water.
But within two decades, the major environmental business was done. Now a new generation of charlatans has emerged. Rich liberals perverted environmentalism into a publicity stunt. Al Gore leads a pack of Hollywood goosesteppers to guilt average Americans. Frauds who live in luxurious homes, fly private jets and leave huge “carbon footprints.” Hollywood coined the term “green” to remind everyone how rich they were. Daryl Hannah is one of them.
Oil is more beautiful than Daryl Hannah.
Daryl Hannah saw her chance at rebirth and went after fracking. She had nothing else to do. She’s been unemployed for years. Railing against an easy target, oil, she attacked the miracle substance that fuels her celebrity lifestyle. She can eat green tofu, buy ethanol and recycle her dye kits, but it’s all made possible by oil.
Stars crave attention and exposure. Plus they like being rich. Hannah attacks progress to stay in the spotlight. That’s it. The rest is lies. Oil fuels California. It powers the airports that Hannah uses to spread her crusade. I doubt she walks to North Dakota. We know she’s not on Greyhound. Has she ever been on a bus? Probably. Some rock star’s tour bus.
But it’s not just Hannah’s Hollywood hypocrisy. It’s how she’s uses petroleum products to destroy her face. Everything comes from oil, including Botox. Hannah indulges in Western vanity by receiving injections. She reeks of Western narcissism. She might use lemon to bleach her hair, but that lemon could feed a hungry person. Her eye liner might be “organic,” but owes its existence to oil. As did the truck that delivered it. She believes us all fools.
Before selling her Malibu home, Hannah slammed everyone, saying people in Hollywood looked like “Muppets.” Not only did she attack fellow celebrities, she lacks introspection. She’s the Muppet with big lips and a round face. Hannah blamed her condition on swimming in the ocean. The Pacific Ocean. The beautiful Pacific Ocean. Somehow it turned Ms. Hannah into a blow fish. She went swimming and her skin mutated. Today she’s forever swollen. Business Insider called Hannah’s vanity a “plastic surgery disaster.”
Net Worth: $15 Million printed on murdered trees.
“There are so many people in LA who have had cosmetic surgery and they all look like Muppets. There was a picture taken a while ago of me emerging from the ocean, with my hair slicked back and no make-up on. I looked as though I had puffy, squinty eyes and the rumour went round I’d had work done; I lost jobs because of it and I thought about suing, but in the States you have to prove malicious intent.” – – UK Daily Mail
It’s disturbing that a woman into self-mutilation tells us how to live. Her behavior is classic liberal delusion as is Matt Damon’s, another Hollywood fraud. Damon is a northeast socialist raised in white world. He tells the working man not to frack. We must die poor and cold in the dark. Like Daryl Hannah, only Matt Damon may enjoy oil.
Ugh. They’re such bad people. At least Hollywood is subject to Obamacare. Somehow they’ll be touched by socialized medicine. They, or members of their family, will defend their lives before government bureaucrats.